Funny Christian Shirts
Funny Christian shirts with gentle church humor and a real verse under every joke: love thy neighbor (even the one with the leaf blower), church parking lot survivor, F.R.O.G. and more.
Be Still (Nap Edition) · Psalm 46:10
Crewneck · 7 colors
Price range: $36.95 through $39.95
Be Still (Nap Edition) · Psalm 46:10
Hoodie · 7 colors
Price range: $42.95 through $46.95
Be Still (Nap Edition) · Psalm 46:10
T-Shirt · 7 colors
Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
Church Parking Lot Survivor · Psalm 121:8
Crewneck · 7 colors
Price range: $36.95 through $39.95
Church Parking Lot Survivor · Psalm 121:8
Hoodie · 7 colors
Price range: $42.95 through $46.95
Church Parking Lot Survivor · Psalm 121:8
T-Shirt · 7 colors
Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
Faith Over Fear, Coffee Over Everything · 2 Timothy 1:7
Crewneck · 7 colors
Price range: $36.95 through $39.95
Faith Over Fear, Coffee Over Everything · 2 Timothy 1:7
Hoodie · 7 colors
Price range: $42.95 through $46.95
Faith Over Fear, Coffee Over Everything · 2 Timothy 1:7
T-Shirt · 7 colors
Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
F.R.O.G. Fully Rely On God · Proverbs 3:5
Crewneck · 7 colors
Price range: $36.95 through $39.95
F.R.O.G. Fully Rely On God · Proverbs 3:5
Hoodie · 7 colors
Price range: $42.95 through $46.95
F.R.O.G. Fully Rely On God · Proverbs 3:5
T-Shirt · 7 colors
Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
Here for the Fellowship · Acts 2:46
Crewneck · 7 colors
Price range: $36.95 through $39.95
Here for the Fellowship · Acts 2:46
Hoodie · 7 colors
Price range: $42.95 through $46.95
Here for the Fellowship · Acts 2:46
T-Shirt · 7 colors
Price range: $24.95 through $28.95
His Timing, Not Mine · Ecclesiastes 3:1
Crewneck · 7 colors
Price range: $36.95 through $39.95
Church humor, with the verse right under it
Every joke here points back to Scripture. “Love thy neighbor, even the one with the leaf blower” carries Mark 12:31. “Church Parking Lot Survivor” carries Psalm 121:8, “The LORD shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in.” The laugh starts the conversation and the verse finishes it.
Who these are for
Small group leaders, youth pastors, the potluck crew, and anyone who has prayed for patience and then hit traffic. They make easy gifts because they are kind, not snarky.
Print and fit
- Printed big on the front of tees, hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts.
- Unisex S to 5XL in 7 colors.
- Free US shipping over $100.
Are these respectful?
Yes. The humor is about church life and us, never about God. Each design names its KJV verse so it stays rooted. See also Share Your Faith shirts.